Facebook, Myspace, Hi5, and just about every other program like this Sucks

Ok, Facebook, Myspace, Hi5, and every other stupid "friend" accumulator site sucks ass. I have no idea why people are infatuated with these sites other then the fact that it allows someone a morbidly stalkerish pleasure in looking at someone else's private life, documenting what that person does or, in some guys, looking for pictures to pleasure one's self. On the other side, it allows attention deprived sickos a forum to let strangers veer into their private lives, all in the hope that they know that "someone cares" about them, when in fact, it is just the opposite where no one gives a shit about that attention-deprived individual, but rather, want to know who that person knows, and how "hot" their friends are.

Then, there is the ultimate insanity of these programs where a select few people will add thousands upon thousands of people on their facebook accounts, all on some overwhelming quest to prove to themselves, and the world, that they are really popular. If they were so damn popular, why are they spending all their damn time adding people on facebook, instead of going out and doing something?????????

Finally, I have recently heard this from a very reliable source, (a great youth named PL), that these programs are in fact government sponsored websites, made in the pursuit of monitoring our every move!!!!!!!!!